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Ladies, we need to have a little talk.

Earlier this week I called out the inferior human species on a bunch of shit they do that they really need to stop doing (ie: wearing fedoras, taking selfies). But when it comes to the superior species, we’re not all that perfect either, soooo I rounded up a bunch of shit that we need to work on ourselves.

Please ladies, take notes…and you’re welcome.

1. Stop posting lame engagement photos on Facebook. I’m not hating, I just legitimately think it’s lame.

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2. No slut shaming! We were all blessed with vaginas – join the unwritten sisterhood of life. Love one another. What one girl does with her own vagina is her business.

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3. *Judging* No taking your shoes off at the club. Yes, we know your feet may be burning, so sit down for a few minutes. Take a bathroom break. But whatever you do, keep your shoes on. Please and thank you.

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4. And while we’re on the topic of painful heels…learn to walk in them. You look like an idiot in a sexy pair of shoes that you can’t walk in. Don’t do it.

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5. No. Chipped. Nails. None. One word: manicure.

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6. Stop being thirsty! Love yourself, don’t look for someone else to make you feel good.

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7. And adding to that, don’t look for a man for a come up. No man is going to save you – you have to save yourself.

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8. Please stop nagging and being a whiny human being. Those of you who do this are giving the rest of us a bad name.

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9. Get your “getting ready routine” together. No one likes wasting their time waiting on someone to get ready.

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10. Stop hating yourself! You are beautiful, bitch! Own it.

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That’s All.

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