A fence became a hook up for one Austin, Texas man. A 32-year-old man named Eliodoro Estala is on the run from the law. His offense is having sex with a fence.
According to court documents, a witness says they saw Estala get frisky with the chain link fence outside his own apartment. Estala began his sexual encounter by “[putting] his mouth inside the chain link fence and [sticking] his tongue out, moving it up and down.” Soon things escalated and before you know it, Estala’s clothes were off and he was “[sticking] his erected penis into the chain link fence.”
When officers arrived at the the scene, Estala had left. The Houston Chronicle said that Estala was walking out of his home “in a drunken stupor” when the cops caught up to him. He denied committing any sexual acts with his fence, but the police recognized him from a photo taken by a witness. He was eventually arrested.
Estala was charged with indecent exposure. On his court date, Estala did not show up to face the charges, which caused his initial bail to be forfeited. There is now a warrant out for his arrest.
We can’t make this stuff up.