1. When he won’t say your name around other women.
“It’s hard to believe that you are at home by yourself
When I just heard the voice, heard the voice of someone else
Just this question why do you feel you got to lie?
Getting caught up in your game
When you cannot say my name”
2. When he isn’t man enough for you.
“Do you know I dumped your husband,
I’m not thinking ’bout him
But you married him
Do you know I made him leave?
Do you know he begged to stay with me?
He wasn’t man enough for me”
3. When he’s just trifling as all hell.
“There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)
About three Kim’s (what?) LaToya, and Tina (WHOO!)…”
4. When he’s a one-minute man.
“I don’t want no minute man.”
5. When being a side-chick is her norm.
“I like being in the same room as you and your girlfriend.
The fact that she don’t know,
That really turns me on.
She’ll never guess in a million years,
That we’ve got this thing going on.”
6. When he’s a stalker.
“It’s not hot that when I’m blockin your phone number
you call me from over your best friend’s house
and it’s not hot that I can’t even go out with my girlfriends
without you trackin me down
you need to chill out with that mess
cause you can’t keep havin me stressed
cause everytime my phone rings it seems to be you
and I’m prayin that it is someone else”
7. When her hygiene is despicable.
“How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hearts
In dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache”
8. When he’s a grown ass man, but acts like a little boy.
“You had a lotta nerve, you
Too damn old to be so immature
I hope you learn
You said I move too slow
I showed you to the door
You said you call me later
I said don’t call no more”
9. When the good doesn’t outweigh the bad.
“See my days are cold without you
But I’m hurtin while I’m with you
And though my heart can’t take no more
I keep on running back to you “
10. When you’re paying for everything.
“At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain’t never been
But now, you’re getting comfortable – ain’t doing those things you did no more
You’re slowly making me pay for things your money should be handling”
11. When he’s just an all-around douche.
“I’m getting a little tired of your broken promises promises
Looking at your pager seeing different numbers and numbers
Call you on your cell you hangin’ the fellas the fellas
Hangin’ with my girls you always getting jealous n’ jealous
I was with you when you didn’t have no dollars no dollars
Hangin at the crib chillin’ with ya mama ya mama”